East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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