She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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