think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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