we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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