I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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