Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
you made out with another girl for some wings
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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