yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
