We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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