Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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