I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Mom said you looked used
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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