u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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