it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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