this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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