there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
this hospital has no fireball
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
