He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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