sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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