he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
All the doctor said was why
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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