Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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