I am puke
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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