wanna go halves on a baby?
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Hey! you should come over!
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