I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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