It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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