I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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