hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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