ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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