Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
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