school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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