Moan for me like Helen Keller
where am i from again
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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