i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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