I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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