Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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