its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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