this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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