it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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