what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Houston, we have a squirter
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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