Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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