so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
there is glitter all over my balls
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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