I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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