real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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