Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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