hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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