biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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