I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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