I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
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