I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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