guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
