Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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