Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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