Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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