so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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