Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
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